Note: If you think this is serious, you probably need counseling more than I do.
Dear Prospective Boyfriend,
I am incredibly interested in being your girlfriend. I have seen the way that you work with others, listened to your testimony in church, and watched you laugh with your friends. I believe that I would be a good candidate for your relationship opening because I also enjoy cooperation, going to church, and having a good time with friends. I would love to have the opportunity to help improve the quality of your life. I appreciate this opportunity to submit my resume for consideration and look forward to hearing from you soon.
If you have any questions regarding my qualifications, don’t hesitate to call. I hope to hear from you soon.
Young single Mormon girl seeking eternal companion to share forever with.
114 credits toward
Expected completion: Who knows!?!
Honors and Organizations
INYIM – It’s Not You, It’s Me – 2006
Great Future Wife Award – Just Not For Me – 2010
First Girlfriend, Multiple guys, ages ranging between incredibly immature and totally had it together
· Taught important skills such as how to hold hands, dating conversation, and how girls think.
· Helped with homework.
· Effectively dealt with conflict through varying communication methods.
· Tended to wounded pride and helped egos flourish.
· Edited photos and wrote cute notes to boost boyfriend morale and happiness.
· Undertook nerdy research to understand the weird things that boys like.
· Met and exceeded expectations by coming up with cool gift ideas.
Long-Term Girlfriend, Multiple guys, ages ranging between incredibly immature and totally had it together
· Taught important skills such as how to make long-term decisions and how to talk on the phone for hours.
· Attended activities with potential in-laws.
· Helped with homework.
· Provided career and personal counseling.
· Promoted feelings of security through close-proximity embraces.
· Planned and executed romantic excursions through confidential means of internal communication.
· Nursed through sicknesses and injuries by making special recipe Chicken Noodle Soup.
So what are your qualifications, folks?
Hope you’re having a wonderfully random Friday! Happy weekend!
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